Post from the Village

It's funny that Zack should mention raccoons in his most recent post, since I was almost killed by one last night. True story. It was a clear and starry night in Sebastopol and I was scootering out to get the mail (scootering allows for a quicker get-a-way if I'm ambushed by bobcats). Anyways, I heard some rustling in the bushes and I figured it was my neighbor's awkwardly silent dog that never barks, but just stands and stares. THEN, out pops a little raccoon who parked his furry ass in my way and wouldn't move. A raccoon that fearless must have rabies. So I promptly turned the scooter around and high-tailed it home. I haven't been to the mailbox since.

-Tammi (Zack wasn't here to correct my mistakes so the process took much longer than usual. I'm sure he'll still find something wrong with it though)